Rule Number one: Only K101 staff members are allowed to handle the microphones. You may say anything you please in the allotted time, but just like on tee vee, we will handle the equipment, thank you very much!

Rule number two: If you'd like to answer a question put to the crowd, or to share any brilliant insights you may have, please raise your hand and wait (yes, just like back in school, but do not hold up one or two fingers, we really don't wanna know if you've gotta go!). You will be called on eventually, especially if you make short, grunting noises and say "ooo ooo ooo" a lot.

More than anything else, please never, ever interrupt another audience member while they are speaking. If you desperately need to add something to what they have to say, write it down and grab one of our cast members and we'll let you share when time allows. Trust me, everyone will have their say, and then some!

Also, after being selected to speak, please give a 30 second snapshot of who you are, because you never know who's taking notes so they can approach you during the next break in the action!

Oh, and a few requests as well. Please grab a few drinks upstairs at the event. The bar is graciously giving us their main room, and they'd like to make a few bucks too, y'know? And don't be cheap about tipping the bartender. They have a life!

Rule number three: You are required to have the best time of your life at our events and bring all your friends back to see how cool you are to have discovered this wonderment all by yourself!

Oh yeah, please bring along a "lightly worn" tee shirt. You know, something you threw on the night before when you got home from work? We play an awesome game after the first break and believe me you will want to be a part of it! Do not add copious amounts of perfume or after shave to the tee, unless that's what you normally smell like. This game is a big part of determining "chemistry" for the evening and most everyone is quite pleased with the amazing results!

Do NOT miss out!

I'll think up some more rules as we go along.

Kayyyyyy?????